A Professor writes:
“a woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
The correct punctuation?…
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing..”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Thanks to listener Alberta for forwarding this along. As you can all see the second punctuation is correct.